One sentence.

I just love using these massive quotation marks.

Writing cover letters. Always how I pictured myself as a 26-year-old. Sitting in my grandmother's computer room, in my snowflake + penguin print pj pants, no bra, ironically bedazzled oversized shirt, ironically oversized prescription glasses, writing cover letters to try to get part time jobs because I'm still in school.
To clarify, I do already have a job, but I'm trying to get practice looking for jobs in my field. Maybe I will one day fall into something just perfect for me. Until then, still slinging slurpees on the weekends.
Today I wrote one sentence. This is all I can muster, CV-wise. I hate job-hunting. Hate it, hate it, hate it. So much research and ass-kissing involved. My real dream job does not involve desks or slurpees, but for some reason I do not seriously pursue any careers beyond the afore-mentioned boundaries.